👉 "Capable alpha male skin cells? Well, imagine these guys as the superheroes of our skin's cellular ensemble. They're the ones that can lead the charge in our battle against acne, effortlessly morphing into a 'cleansed' version of themselves with just a flick of their molecular wand. They're the chameleons of the skin world, changing colors from 'alpha' to 'bossy' depending on whether they're in a leadership role or just trying to get a tan.
Edgy example: "After hours of chasing after the latest fad diet, my alpha male skin cells decided it was high time for a 'bossy' break and transformed into the most acne-prone, 'alpha' skin on the block.""